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Episode XXXIX: Welcome to PAX East 2010. If It's Not Scottish, It's Crap!

The Divine Secrets of the Ya Ya ElectricSistaHood of the Traveling Pants 2: Electric Boogaloo invade the B3 premises, and...

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Episode XXXVII: There's A Bounty On the Red Queen!

By the time you read this, Blueonic will already have control over most of Russia and South America.

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Episode XXXVI: No Underwear in the Green Zone!

Anvil has a new favorite word. Can you guess what it is?

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Episode XXXV: Brooklyn's Not-So Finest. They're Retarded!

Only a dee-dee-dee wouldn't find this extra-lengthy episode entertaining!

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Episode XXXIV: Interrogating Room Shenanigans

King Kong ain't got nothin' on the Bastards!

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Episode XXXIII: Ah Shit, We Have to Go & Restart the Fuckin' DiCaprio Again!

Count how many times the Bastards say "fucked up" in this episode, and win yourselves a big Internet hug!

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Episode XXXII: Converse Shoes: Now Available With Flight Control Instructions

The Bastard crew are still recovering from Super Bowl week, but still managed to put together a fun and interesting...

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Episode XXXI: Hmm...What's In That Vase: I.E.D. or Cocaine?

The Bastards put on their tuxedos for a fancy awards season episode.

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Episode XXX: Thymol Does a Body Good!

This has nothing to do with porn.  If you're horny, look elsewhere...unless you're a wicked sexy lady.

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Episode XXIX: Does Wal-Mart Sell Those Bulletproof Wings?

The Bastards are no fallen angels, but they're nice guys once you get to know them.

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