Movies

What The "Mutant Chronicles" Is This Shit?!!

Okay, what the fuck people! I thought Mutant Chronicles was going to have more action. But NO!!! It left me...

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Clarissa Explains It All In "Nine Dead"

Holy crap, Clarissa has gone CRAZY! (WARNING: MAY CONTAIN SPOILERS!)

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Episode LIX: Scott Pilgrim VS The Expendables - Final Round

Don't worry: you're safe from any evil ex-boyfriends when the Bastards are around.

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Episode LVIII: Cocaine Does Not Make A Prius Look Any Cooler

The Bastards make sure those other guys don't have the cojones to take over their show!

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Episode LVII: Salt In The Wounds

While the Duck is high in the clouds, Blueonic and Anvil take over recording duties to create a lively...

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Episode LVI: The Night After The Kraken

The B3 members try their best to record after a day of celebrating and drinking. This will explain their raspy...

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Nenya Does "The Twilight Saga: Eclipse"

You know there's not a whole lot to do during hockey season other than watch movies. Luckily, for a girl...

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Episode LV: Mindfuck Monopoly 101 With Christopher Nolan

The Bastards have prepared a snack-sized version of their show for those with less time to listen (and need more...

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Universal's #1 Movie Anything But "Despicable"

Look out, Pixar! You've finally gotten yourself a worthy competitor in the form Despicable Me.

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Episode LIV: Dances With Predators

The Bastards celebrate their one-year anniversary with a super-deluxe episode!

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