Attention Bastards, Bastettes and Wenches! How would you like to win yourself the most epic of nail'd packages? Read on and find out how you can win the ultimate nail'd kit!

To celebrate the release of the new Techland/Deep Silver ATV racer title nail'd we're giving our readers and listeners the chance to win themselves one awesome nail'd gift pack! What will it include if you win? Well take a look below and find out for yourself:

  • a nail’d “high altitude sickness kit” messenger bag
  • one tin of White Knuckle Cream
  • one copy of the nail’d original video game soundtrack
  • a bottle of nail’d high altitude sickness pills
  • an “I GOT nail’d” shotglass
  • and a copy of the game (your choice of either PS3, Xbox 360 or PC)

Of course we won't make it easy for you. No, sir/ma'am! In order to win this ultimate nail'd swag bag 'n' more you've got to compete in a fun-assed quiz, one so random that it doesn't even have a specific topic to it. Here are the questions you have to answer:

  1. What song and its performer is King Baby Duck's namesake based off of?
  2. What is the name of Blueonic's truck? (hint: it's part of a Resident Evil title)
  3. Name both solo albums by System of a Down frontman Serj Tankian.
  4. What is the full name of the main villain from the original ABC Saturday morning cartoon Sonic The Hedgehog (the one that isn't Sonic X)?
  5. Which celebrity's mansion did the cast of Zombieland crash when they arrived in Hollywood?
  6. What is the name of Nagi's pet Siberian tiger in the manga/anime Hayate the Combat Butler?
  7. Who is currently the top winningest pitcher in Major League Baseball history?
  8. Who originated the role of the Emcee in the first Broadway production of Cabaret?
  9. Name all of Ramona's seven evil exes in the Scott Pilgrim series.
  10. The United States might've gotten nail'd already, but our European friends still have to wait awhile before they can get some action. What is the official release date of nail'd for our friends across the Atlantic?

Not so easy of a quiz, is it? Well if you are quite the smarty pants and know all the answers send us an email over to thebastards@bostonbastardbrigade.com with the Subject line reading: "I Wanna Get Nail'd!" with your answers to the questions. You will be notified if you are the winner, and will be asked for your mailing address. Your info will be sent over to the folks at Deep Silver and Techland, who will then send you your big prize package! (NOTE: We at the Boston Bastard Brigade promise to not send your info to any douchebag spammers and other crap, nor will we put you on some mailing list that will have things sent to you that you probably will automatically send to the Trash Bin. That's not how we roll.)

Enter today, and have a chance at pure nail'd glory! Kids: ask your parents' permission before participating!

NOTE: MANY WILL ENTER, ONLY ONE WILL WIN!

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