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Come One, Come All To "BattleBlock Theater"

Come One, Come All To "BattleBlock Theater"

Four years. That's how long it has taken The Behemoth to bring the world BattleBlock Theater. Since revealed in 2009 fans of Castle Crashers and Alien Hominid have waited ever-so long for the developers to bring their next foray to consoles. Hell, it was even shown off at PAX East the last few years, as if it was close to being released to the masses. So now that BattleBlock Theater has finally been put out does it merit the wait, or is it a dish of doo-doo casserole with a side of butt salad?

Our story begins with many friends on a ship, known as the Friend-ship. The most beloved of all friends is Hatty Hattington, a great man who loves hugs as much as pirates love candy. One day a massive storm sends the ship crashing onto an island of cats, where the felines take Hatty and make him their leader via a magical cursed hat. Now you (and possibly a couple friends) are forced to perform for the cat audience in levels that would make Marc Summers flip his lid.

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The J-POP king of America, Evan has been bringing the hottest sounds of the Land of the Rising Sun to the English-speaking public since his college radio days. He's also an expert in the gaming, anime, & manga realms, never afraid to get critical when the times call for it. Born & bred in Boston, he achieved his biggest dream yet by making the big move to Tokyo, Japan in Summer 2023! For personal inquiries, contact Evan at evan@b3crew.com. For press/band inquiries, write to us at thebastards@bostonbastardbrigade.com. (Drawing by AFLM of Wicked Anime)